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Double, double, toil and trouble, mired and burned for life in a Bubble: Christine O’Donnell persona non grata for Pariah Palin.

Christine O’Donnell is not welcome with Sarah Palin on her crazy tour 2011 so sadly she might have to go home, break out the old cauldron and fire up some of her old antimasturbation tapes because it’s going to be a long road until the next Delaware senatorial election. Christine O’Donnell was expected at the […]

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Madonna? This is getting sad.

Apparently Madonna is dating a 24-year old man by the name of Brahim. Personally, I don’t care but it is always sad when someone dates another who could possibly be their child.

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I love The Onion.

“When you close your eyes and think, “President of the United States of America,” whose face immediately pops into your mind? Of course it’s mine. After all, this is the face of a woman who instills confidence in the entire populace by having no understanding of basic American history and making a huge public outcry […]

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Michelle Bachmann and the al-Qaeda-Iran cabal.

Takeaway from this article? Michelle Bachmann has not cracked open a book about the Middle East ever. I’m just surprised that anyone is ‘surprised’ about this candidate for the Republican nomination. She and her Grand Dame of a husband have made careers out of demonizing gay children, having ‘foster’ children which I’m sure the government […]

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Michelle Bachmann: Doll Eyes Lies Surprise, Surprise!

Michelle Bachmann is lying about having attended a family reunion. Not really shocked, I’m not sure if she’s in favor of family reunions, she’ll probably have to get back to you on that.

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