Put the pram in the back and shuddaup. That’s where the baby sits. Naturally.

Well I’m sure we’ve all had moments where we thought we were a bad friend, coworker, person, spouse, partner, lover, or even…parent. God knows my parents never deigned to imagine themselves as anything less than qualified to parent Christ. Well I have to hand it to them, because today they win. After all, they never put my infant self in the bed of a pickup truck while strapped into a pram driving down the road. I was, thankfully, spared this harrowing ordeal but I don’t know if I’m the better for it.