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Two DUIs in 1 day. Get out of her way! Babay?!

A 23 year old woman in Salisbury, MD, is caught DUI twice in one day within hours of each other. After apparently being dropped off by her sober friend at 4:30 AM, who picked her up at 1:30 AM when she obtained her first awesome of the day, this poor gal was still too drunk […]

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Put the pram in the back and shuddaup. That’s where the baby sits. Naturally.

Well I’m sure we’ve all had moments where we thought we were a bad friend, coworker, person, spouse, partner, lover, or even…parent. God knows my parents never deigned to imagine themselves as anything less than qualified to parent Christ. Well I have to hand it to them, because today they win. After all, they never […]

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Man kills DC socialite, forges inheritance documents, and has a catamite. Damn.

As if life couldn’t get any more bizarre. This almost reminds me of an episode of Sick Sad World. I’m sure you all remember MTV’s Daria? Who doesn’t, right? Anyway, on today’s episode of Sick Sad World: a 91-year old socialite, alleged to have been murdered by her young husband, had her signature forged on […]

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Bone-Marrow Cancer Patient told to stop yard sales to support herself due to neighbor complaint.

This is a heart-breaking situation. Jan Cline, a bone-marrow cancer patient in Salem, Oregon, has been told to stop holding yard sales in the back of her yard because city regulations only permit three yard sales per year. Jan Cline is holding these yard sales to raise money for herself while she undergoes treatment for […]

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