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Foxborough, MA man tries to steal Jeep during Irene from former female Marine.

Typically, criminals do not enter into situations with a lot of forethought or strategy. Indeed, if criminals entered into these schemes with any type of real coherence, they would probably realize the illegality, combined with the inherent irrationality of what they propose to do, should lead them to make better choices in life but I […]

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Anthony Bourdain apologizes for Paula Deen comments.

So who knows if this is even real on his part or not, not the apology but the whole thing: Anthony Bourdain apologizes for his comments concerning Paula Deen in a recent interview on NPR’s Leonard Lopate Show. To quote: “You know, I deserved the whacking I got back on that…I hate to beat up […]

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Giant Gambian Rat killed in Bed-Stuy NYC.

A gigantic rat believed to have formerly been a pet met its end in Brooklyn at the point of a pitchfork. In a picture sure to thrill PETA, a local resident holds up the carcass of the slain rodent who more resembles a stuck cat than it does a rat. Bed-Stuy has been plagued by […]

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18 lbs., 75 year old Lobster delivered to Coney Island, NY.

Wow. An 18 pound lobster was delivered to Coney Island for use as an exhibition piece after the lucky guy escaped death by boiling and garlic butter because no pot could be found within which to cook him. Now he will be a part of Coney Island’s menagerie, which is a somewhat more desirable fate […]

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