Pink Visual, an adult film company, is building an enormous underground bunker in anticipation of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse. Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer is quoted by FoxNews saying, “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury. Whether the catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, biblical rapture, an earthquake driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.” The bunker will purportedly churn out porn during this apocalypse as well, being equipped with ‘co-ed’ showers, fertility chambers, casting couches and a “sophisticated content production studio.” Preference will be given to site members and followers, as well as company VIPs. He definitely anticipates an apocalypse orgy, telling FoxNews that he doesn’t know how people will react to the world ending but that he thinks an orgy is definitely on the plate. What happens if the planned-for apocalypse pulls a Harold Camping? Why, it will just be one blazing night of fun and sex…in a bunker…in Van Nuys. I think I’d rather just deal with radioactive zombie herding, fireball friendly omniscient destruction deities and the general end of life as we all know it. The zombies part got me excited though. One can only hope.