Oh this guy probably thought he was so cute when he began advocating redistribution of GPA averages from higher grade earners to lower grade earners in order to test leftist students’ dedication to wealth redistribution. He was shocked to learn that, even though students earned their grades, they were apparently loathe to redistribute grade points […]
Read MoreI’m pretty proud of Paula for this. Anthony Bourdain, insufferable host of that show of his where he pretends to be simultaneously high-culture and back-alley chav but ends up coming off as a neurotic, creepy old greaser, insulted FoodNetwork chefs Paula Deen, Rachael Ray, Sandra Lee, and Guy Fieri. Now, I understand that not everyone […]
Read MoreWell I’m sure we’ve all had moments where we thought we were a bad friend, coworker, person, spouse, partner, lover, or even…parent. God knows my parents never deigned to imagine themselves as anything less than qualified to parent Christ. Well I have to hand it to them, because today they win. After all, they never […]
Read MoreBurger King is getting rid of the very weird King mascot in favor of…targeting mothers and people ‘who have been wanting to get back to Burger King.’ Yes, we all have those occasional cravings for a grease mop and accompanying patty of congealed meat but really when you have that craving is the first place […]
Read MoreGTFO. No, seriously, this is the most bizarre thing I have read in a while. Restaurant patron kicked out after tweeting insult about bartender? How in the world did the GM of the restaurant find out about this in time? It just shows the increasingly interconnected world we live in and how we all need […]
Read MoreApparently Madonna is dating a 24-year old man by the name of Brahim. Personally, I don’t care but it is always sad when someone dates another who could possibly be their child.
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