Month: September 2011

News

Think twice before putting Visine in that drink: Girl receives jail sentence for well-known prank.

A Wisconsin woman is being sentenced to jail for perpetrating the well-known Visine-in-the-drink prank on one of her friends who became quite ill afterward. The poor girl hopes to be a nurse one day, but those dreams may be dashed in the wake of a judge’s 90 day sentence for the prank. I won’t use […]

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Silvio Berlusconi admits to sexing up 8 women in one night, in addition to insulting German Chancellor Angela Merkel and isolating anyone who may have ever supported him – this in the midst of Italy’s financials hitting the fan.

It’s always a good idea to call the richest nation in Europe’s leader an unattractive ‘lard arse,’ especially when your incompetent government and marginally powerful state has blown all of its money and threatens the economic stability of the European Union. If ever anyone needed proof that democracy can be the devil in disguise, Silvio […]

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York University Jewish Professor Cameron Johnston Accused of Antisemitism by Irrational Student Sarah Grunfeld.

I really don’t know if this is indicative of a culture or of this girl’s lack of reasoning skills but 22 year old York University student Sarah Grunfeld has accused professor Cameron Johnston of antisemitism after he made remarks in his Social Sciences 1140: “Self, Culture and Society” course, delivered before approximately 500 other rational […]

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Pat Robertson approves of adultery and divorce if your spouse has Alzheimers. What a Christian.

Every time Pat Robertson speaks it is like a PSA for bad behavior, whether Christian or not. Some people have argued that he is old, talks a lot, and thus is bound to say stupid things. That’s all well and good, but most people don’t claim to have direct knowledge of God’s will and ways […]

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Welcome to the Porn Bunker.

Pink Visual, an adult film company, is building an enormous underground bunker in anticipation of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse. Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer is quoted by FoxNews saying, “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury. Whether the catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward […]

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Rogue Trader at UBS loses $2 billion.

Swiss bank UBS lost around $2 billion dollars due to the fraud of a rogue trader Kweku Adoboli. UBS is the largest bank in Switzerland and this scandal does nothing to assure investors and depositors of its oversight procedures. This latest rogue trader scandal comes a few years after Societe Generale’s Jerome Kerviel perpetrated the […]

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Department of Energy loan guarantee for now bankrupt Solyndra under investigation.

Republicans in the House of Representatives accuse the White House of pushing through a loan to now bankrupt solar panel maker Solyndra for political reasons. Republicans revealed emails from the White House to the now bankrupt manufacturer that details the White House’s attempts to rush through the loan guarantee ahead of a visit to a […]

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The Vickers Report on the future of British Banks.

The UK’s Independent Commission on Banking has proposed a dichotomy of British banking into retail and investment banking sectors with a separation between the two in order to avoid situations in which the retail side of the bank is made illiquid by the investment side of the bank thus leading to bailouts and ‘too big […]

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Science & Technology

The Successor to the Saturn V is coming…by 2017.

I thought we had mastered rocket technology a long time ago? I’m sure the latest iteration will use computer technology and other advanced systems that are impossible for use on the old Saturn V but damn if it isn’t going to take forever and a day to get back into space. What amazes me the […]

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The Perils of Internet Dissociation.

A story out of the UK today details a horrible case of internet bullying/ trolling on the part of one Sean Duffy, aged 25, who would intentionally inflict emotional distress on grieving families by posting YouTube videos, comments, and photoshopped pictures onto deceased childrens’ Facebook pages, tribute web sites etc. to harass and taunt friends […]

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