The Dubai of the Stalinist world has launched official boat tours to Mount Kumgang, using the repossessed Hyundai Asan resort as the launching pad for their efforts. Japanese, South Korean, Chinese and American businessmen purportedly enjoyed the finest North Korea had to offer while on board the luxury liner. Who wouldn’t want to cruise around the sea for four or five days in North Korea on a yac….wait. According to the Korean Central News Agency the Mangyongbong is a ferry. So, who wants to go to North Korea, spend a couple of days on a ferry, only to arrive at an illegally seized, Hyundai-built goodwill resort? Any takers? Didn’t think so. Sell the damn boat, Dear Leader needs more cognac and designer eyewear.