Day: August 31, 2011

North Korea News Today

Yachting with Dear Leader: North Korea launches boat tours.

The Dubai of the Stalinist world has launched official boat tours to Mount Kumgang, using the repossessed Hyundai Asan resort as the launching pad for their efforts. Japanese, South Korean, Chinese and American businessmen purportedly enjoyed the finest North Korea had to offer while on board the luxury liner. Who wouldn’t want to cruise around […]

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News

Double, double, toil and trouble, mired and burned for life in a Bubble: Christine O’Donnell persona non grata for Pariah Palin.

Christine O’Donnell is not welcome with Sarah Palin on her crazy tour 2011 so sadly she might have to go home, break out the old cauldron and fire up some of her old antimasturbation tapes because it’s going to be a long road until the next Delaware senatorial election. Christine O’Donnell was expected at the […]

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New Mexico State Trooper caught being skank is also quite inept, despite being Trooper of the Year.

Apparently the New Mexico State Trooper caught railing out some nasty girl on surveillance camera also, in a separate and unrelated incident, let a captured felon escape while under his watch. Said felon then committed rape. Additionally, many DUI’s and speeding tickets issued by the officer have been thrown out by the courts because of […]

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We will each walk ten paces and then I will turn and put my musket ball in your insolent brain.

I think all of the contests on the Republican side should be decided in said manner, befitting the stature and honor of those who defend this nation every day from the encroachments of science and personal freedom on the dictatorship of superstition and fear.

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Life & Arts

삼겹살: Samgyeopsal aka thick Korean bacon with two types of sauce.

I adore Maangchi and her culinary delights. Samgyeopsal is the typical Korean dish I introduce to friends who have not had a lot of experience with Korean food. It requires a hot-plate type device for cooking, but I’ve always used a skillet to great effect – I’ve never been a big fan of the griddle […]

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