Death to the (Burger) King.

Burger King is getting rid of the very weird King mascot in favor of…targeting mothers and people ‘who have been wanting to get back to Burger King.’ Yes, we all have those occasional cravings for a grease mop and accompanying patty of congealed meat but really when you have that craving is the first place in mind ‘Burger King?’ Not usually, unless you want to go to the Burger King near my apartment which is fetid, crowded and varying/alternating shades of disgusting and desperate. Now the McDonald’s down from it, that’s an establishment that takes the game seriously, by offering nearly every conceivable type of beverage and condiment along with their faux food.