Month: August 2011

North Korea News Today

Yachting with Dear Leader: North Korea launches boat tours.

The Dubai of the Stalinist world has launched official boat tours to Mount Kumgang, using the repossessed Hyundai Asan resort as the launching pad for their efforts. Japanese, South Korean, Chinese and American businessmen purportedly enjoyed the finest North Korea had to offer while on board the luxury liner. Who wouldn’t want to cruise around […]

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Double, double, toil and trouble, mired and burned for life in a Bubble: Christine O’Donnell persona non grata for Pariah Palin.

Christine O’Donnell is not welcome with Sarah Palin on her crazy tour 2011 so sadly she might have to go home, break out the old cauldron and fire up some of her old antimasturbation tapes because it’s going to be a long road until the next Delaware senatorial election. Christine O’Donnell was expected at the […]

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New Mexico State Trooper caught being skank is also quite inept, despite being Trooper of the Year.

Apparently the New Mexico State Trooper caught railing out some nasty girl on surveillance camera also, in a separate and unrelated incident, let a captured felon escape while under his watch. Said felon then committed rape. Additionally, many DUI’s and speeding tickets issued by the officer have been thrown out by the courts because of […]

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We will each walk ten paces and then I will turn and put my musket ball in your insolent brain.

I think all of the contests on the Republican side should be decided in said manner, befitting the stature and honor of those who defend this nation every day from the encroachments of science and personal freedom on the dictatorship of superstition and fear.

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Life & Arts

삼겹살: Samgyeopsal aka thick Korean bacon with two types of sauce.

I adore Maangchi and her culinary delights. Samgyeopsal is the typical Korean dish I introduce to friends who have not had a lot of experience with Korean food. It requires a hot-plate type device for cooking, but I’ve always used a skillet to great effect – I’ve never been a big fan of the griddle […]

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Science & Technology

Now introducing the Apple iPlank. It’s phenomenal to behold.

A woman in Spartanburg, SC, purchased the above thinking it was a real iPad. The block of wood with crude, Apple-esque features came at a price of $180 dollar and was given to her in a FedEx box. Obviously, upon opening the box and trying to plug it in, she realized it was probably not […]

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel called ‘Most Powerful Woman’ for 2011.

The ‘undisputed’ leader of the EU, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, has been named by Forbes as the most powerful woman in the world. US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came in second, with Sarah Palin, a Facebook employee and a Twitter founder also making the list. After reviewing the last few, I really would like […]

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Giant Gambian Rat killed in Bed-Stuy NYC.

A gigantic rat believed to have formerly been a pet met its end in Brooklyn at the point of a pitchfork. In a picture sure to thrill PETA, a local resident holds up the carcass of the slain rodent who more resembles a stuck cat than it does a rat. Bed-Stuy has been plagued by […]

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